Honoured Too

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!!! WE BRING TO YOU.....
THE KYC BAND HONOUR ROLL!!!

First up...

TAN YUAN MING DANIEL! Daniel is known for his skill in FIFA 2006. Despite never having played the game, Daniel managed to lose to the defending champion Lee Jian Wei by a NARROW score line of only 11-0!!! Daniel is also well known for his legendary eyesight. On top of that, Daniel is also a great friend who can take jokes well (i hope). Ladies and Gentlemen, TAN YUAN MING DANIEL!!!

Next up...FOO ZHI YUEN BRENDAN! Brendan holds the record for Most Number of Band Practices skipped. Brendan is also well known for his amazing feat of escaping detection and becoming an OGL in 2006, and thus is the pride of many of the J2 band members, particularly Taniel Dan and Wee Lian Jei. Brendan is also the proud owner of a Tremendous Snore that can be heard through the walls of any classroom. Ladies and Gentlemen, i give you FOO ZHI YUEN BRENDAN!

Next, we have...

LAU PUI SHAN GENEVIEVE! Gen is known for her ability to speak at frequencies almost inaudible to the human ear. Though she looks sweet and demure, Gen is actually an opiniated firecracker who will willingly share her grievances with any person, animal, table or chair. Let us put our hands together for LAU PUI SHAN GENEVIEVE!

Now, let us welcome to the stage...

KIAT HUI KHANG! Hui Khang is known for his undying support for one of the lousiest football clubs in the world, LFC. He has great affinity for his iPod, and wept bitterly for 7 days and 7 nights when it perished. Poor him. Unknown to many, Hui Khang is actually extremely proficient at the piano and Winning Eleven, and has a HUGE appetite.. Everyone, make some noise for KIAT HUI KHANG!

Next up....

SIOW PEI TIAN JILLYAN! Jillyan is well known for her high pitched singing voice that can shatter glass. She also holds the record for Loudest Burp. Jillyan seems to attract men who style their hair in the shape of a 'fin', a la David Beckham in the past. Ladies and Gentlemen, SIOW PEI TIAN JILLYAN!

Next, we have...

CHEE DONGLING GRACE! Grace has a matronly nature, which has led to her being given the nickname of "Ah Ma". A sweet and sensitive soul, Grace ALWAYS has the welfare of the band and everyone around her at heart. Grace was second runner up in the Most Creative Use of the English Language competition, losing only to Dr Lee and finishing closely ahead of Hafiz. Ladies and Gentlemen, CHEE DONGLING GRACE!

Next up, we have the OSCAR (Overly Suspicious Character in the Asean Region) award to present. And the OSCAR goes to...

HONG KEUN HO! As the Head of the Korean Internal Mafia Cloning of Humans International, Keun Ho makes it a point to appear as inconspicuous as possible, speaking only when absolutely necessary. With his dashing good looks, Keun Ho is often mistaken for the Korean hunk, Bae Yong Jun, and thus is often harrased by middle-aged aunties. Because of his great work for his company, he is honoured tonight with the OSCAR. Ladies and Gentlemen, HONG KEUN HO!

Our next award is the KYCJC Sportsgirl of the year. And the winner is...
NG MINHUI! Known for her prowess at the standing broad jump, Minhui swept all the awards at the 17th International NAPFA Failures Competition. Her pastimes include complaining about anything and everything. Strangely though, Minhui seems to attract many males of the species Homo Sapiens. Ladies and Gentlemen, NG MINHUI!

Next up, the KYCJC Sportsboy of the year award goes to...

POKEDEX NO. 123 SNORLAX, aka CHOO JIA WEI! Jia Wei is often found in the dense urban jungles of Dover. He enjoys eating, sleeping, drinking and shitting. For this utterly useless reason, he receives the KYCJC Sportsboy of the year award. Ladies and Gentlemen, CHOO JIA WEI!!!