Battle of the Zexez

Dear Man-lee,

girl : eh i think my shoe has grown bigger leh (looks down at her shoe)
boy: huh really (looks down)
girl : ya really!see,last time my shoe not so big one
boy: i cant see anydifference leh
girl : you see, compare to your shoe..
boy: of course lah..

talk about the battle between the sexes,
can i make it any-more ob-vi-ous - as i quote avril lavigne.

Yours,
Emos

Da King's Man

JW_DA_KING
THE GREAT HUMAN BEING
WHO LOVES TO GO FISHING
BUT HE FINDS NO MEANING
SITTING THERE AND WAITING
WHEN THE FISHES ARE NOT BITING

yesterday

Dear Man-Lee,

Well this is the first. I hope you do not make the wrong choice.

Please do not give me the wrong signals.
Please do not cheat my feelings.
Please do not lead me on.
Please do not give me stupid excuses to scratch.

If you cant comply, read the sign please.
You're going the wrong way,
GO BACK!

Yours,
Emos.