Saturday, April 14, 2007

my name is pierre womé

and i can shoot a soccer ball hard.

very, very hard.

i run fast too. watch me knock the ball past my keeper and beat him to it!

pffbt. too easy. goalkeepers..slow as hell. who needs them when i'm around?

Monday, April 09, 2007

KYC visits Bondi Beach

GOLD COW

Jw: Eh Fiz, i'm goin ns tomorrow already. Damn, time really flies...

Fiz: I'm going in on tuesday. Just as bad. But, my confinement is only 10 days. Hahaha.

Jw: What the hell... *looking depressed*

Fiz: Relax la.. dun be so emo.. Ehh dun cry laa

Jw: *Sobz*

Later that evening after Jw packed his stuff for ns, he left for ACJC void deck wearing his old school uniform. Upon reaching there.....


Jw: Damn i miss void deck... Havent been here since RED BLUE GOLD.

Drinking away at the ACJC void deck while emo-ing alone...



Soon enough, after a can, he was feeling high and drowsy..


Within 10 minutes, he fainted on the floor.....


Moral of story is, never emo alone in school. It's hazardous. Oh and another thing, don't drink pirated RED BULL. Always buy original. Don't support piracy. It kills.



50% alcohol content. Not halal. Bahaya. Dangerous.



Friday, April 06, 2007

let's go to cannes

Happy Good Fryday!

seem's like i've learnt quite a bit from The Pursuit of HappYness.

its easy people, you just got to change 'i' to a 'ý'.
that's it.

so what happens to Me, Myself and I?
it becomes Me, Myself and Y!
'WHY!

try to find happyness and u'd know why.

when u've found true happyness,
have a good Good Fryday friend.
if u're healthy and would like steaming instead of frying,
take 'fry' away,
and have a good Good day :)