Tekong (and CCK), Here We Come!
Hey all I'm back with what is prolly gonna be the last post for a very, very long time! In approximately one week all of the KYC crew are gonna be enlisting, save for Yangy who will be going in a little later (courtesy of yours truly haha). That's right, in a month, all of us will trade in our old-fashioned hairdos for the new style: a la G.I. Joe! Bald is the new black! Bald is Beautiful! Come on people, shave with us! Jump onto the bandwagon before it's too late! HAHA! Hair is sooo yesterday...
That aside, let me give you a quick update on what we at KYC have been up to:
Amos: Since graduation, Amos has been practically living in the Supergym, surviving on a Low-Fat, High-Protein diet of strictly protein shakes and tofu. The repetitive lifting and re-lifting of weights, followed by hours on the track or treadmill, seems to have affected the way Amos' mind functions, hence explaining the recent trend of random and undecipherable posts which only he can understand (HAHA!).
Fiz: Fiz has become a permanent fixture at Sentosa, where he is working as a ticketing boy. When Fiz is not busy flashing fake grins at fat, hairy tourists and pretending to not comprehend the English language so as to cheat them of their change, you will probably find him skulking around some dark korner humming, whistling or singing familiar band tunes to himself.
Yangy: Dota sleep tv mambo dota sleep tv mambo dota sleep tv mambo dota sleep tv mambo dota sleep tv mambo dota sleep UNI APPLICATIONS tv mambo dota sleep tv mambo dota sleep tv mambo dota sleep tv...Well, at least he's not caught in Cupid's Chokehold...
As for me? I have undertaken my training for National Service extremely seriously, adhering strictly to the guidelines found in my well thumbed copy of "NS for Idiots: The Survival Guide for Pre-Enlistees". These are the 4 essential rules:
1. Strict abstinence from all individuals of the opposite gender (To ensure that one evolves into the sex crazed, desperate NS-man we all love so dearly)
2. A minimum of 10 hours of DOTA a week (DOTA builds teamwork in an mostly male environment, and trains one to think and react accordingly under immense pressure)
3. Eating and sleeping as much as one can (To be able to fully appreciate freedom once it is taken away from you)
and the last and most important rule...
4. Striving your best to reach the optimal weight of at least 90 kilograms!!!
Well, I have managed to follow all the rules and adopt them as my personal code of honour, although point number 4 is proving rather elusive HAHAHA! That about wraps up my post, so i guess it's adios for now, and you can all look forward to the 4 lean, mean, fighting machines that our beloved government will be producing over the course of the next two years. Feel free to leave your well wishes on the tagboard, we appreciate them greatly!
KYC Crew & Friend: "No we don't wanna lose our hair!!! What do you mean we're protecting the wrong areas? HAHA! Guess who's the only one who doesnt care about his family jewels???"
That aside, let me give you a quick update on what we at KYC have been up to:
Amos: Since graduation, Amos has been practically living in the Supergym, surviving on a Low-Fat, High-Protein diet of strictly protein shakes and tofu. The repetitive lifting and re-lifting of weights, followed by hours on the track or treadmill, seems to have affected the way Amos' mind functions, hence explaining the recent trend of random and undecipherable posts which only he can understand (HAHA!).
Fiz: Fiz has become a permanent fixture at Sentosa, where he is working as a ticketing boy. When Fiz is not busy flashing fake grins at fat, hairy tourists and pretending to not comprehend the English language so as to cheat them of their change, you will probably find him skulking around some dark korner humming, whistling or singing familiar band tunes to himself.
Yangy: Dota sleep tv mambo dota sleep tv mambo dota sleep tv mambo dota sleep tv mambo dota sleep tv mambo dota sleep UNI APPLICATIONS tv mambo dota sleep tv mambo dota sleep tv mambo dota sleep tv...Well, at least he's not caught in Cupid's Chokehold...
As for me? I have undertaken my training for National Service extremely seriously, adhering strictly to the guidelines found in my well thumbed copy of "NS for Idiots: The Survival Guide for Pre-Enlistees". These are the 4 essential rules:
1. Strict abstinence from all individuals of the opposite gender (To ensure that one evolves into the sex crazed, desperate NS-man we all love so dearly)
2. A minimum of 10 hours of DOTA a week (DOTA builds teamwork in an mostly male environment, and trains one to think and react accordingly under immense pressure)
3. Eating and sleeping as much as one can (To be able to fully appreciate freedom once it is taken away from you)
and the last and most important rule...
4. Striving your best to reach the optimal weight of at least 90 kilograms!!!
Well, I have managed to follow all the rules and adopt them as my personal code of honour, although point number 4 is proving rather elusive HAHAHA! That about wraps up my post, so i guess it's adios for now, and you can all look forward to the 4 lean, mean, fighting machines that our beloved government will be producing over the course of the next two years. Feel free to leave your well wishes on the tagboard, we appreciate them greatly!
KYC Crew & Friend: "No we don't wanna lose our hair!!! What do you mean we're protecting the wrong areas? HAHA! Guess who's the only one who doesnt care about his family jewels???"
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