SOMETHING THAT MAKES SENSE

REMEMBER YOUR ENTRY PROOF!
i guess this only helps if u come online before the A's start!haha
all the best people!

once again, REMEMBER YOUR ENTRY PROOF!

if not emos will tell you,

NO NO, NO WELCOME, GO HOME NOW.. :)

something called exams.....

we'll be back.

yangy: nov 15th
jw: nov 23rd
amos: nov 23rd
fiz: nov 23rd

yangy says:

eat sushi drink milo.

cher! cher!, recess time already!

as i get this from postsecret, i'm sure many people share the same problem : ANOREXIA.

even as we study,
even as we go to the supergym,
even as we buy many many deh-bing bottles to help us stay awake,

don't think u can study without food which gives us Energy! ( food chem!)
although it does not give us 5566 ,
don't think u can lift weights without having the strength to lift weights which comes from lifting weights which comes from the energy from food,
don't think the many deh-bing bottles is gg to substitute your meals which gives you energy! ( their cross elasticity of demand is N.A with assumptions of course)

so my friends, EAT!

barry to the rescue!

clearly,barry beagen's powers extend far and wide....

Ode to ACJC

Eye-candy galore, left, right and center,
Banana, Duck, Continuity Correction,
The first time that I had girls in my lecture,
Serving only to add another distraction.

Probably the best two years of my life,
Were spent in this house of Red, Blue and Gold.
The laughs, the smiles, Greis, my beloved wife,
And yes, the countless Fun-O-Rama Coupons we sold.

All these memories will follow me to my grave,
Kept in a locked box, sealed in my heart.
Each handshake, each hug, each nudge and wave,
Yangy's broken arm, and Ben Chong's smelly fart.

I know this might be random, you might think it's lame,
But my feelings and this poem share much in common,
Yes, indeed, they're very much the same.
Bitter and sweet; Lemons and Cinnamon.

A mix of emotions, I can't decide what to feel,
No more early days, but also no more AD2.
I feel like an onion, with many layers to peel,
Or a layered cake- That has layers too.

Now comes the tough part, the much dreaded 'A's,
But we will overcome, with strength in unity.
On results day, the air will be filled with 'Hoorays',
Before the mad scramble, for each one's preferred university.

With that I wish you all the best,
Pray hard, study hard, it'll all turn out fine.
The end of the poem is here, yes it's no jest,
Because its getting difficult to find a rhyme for each line.

class of 2006? no, class of 3.06ac

Dearest yangy,man-lee and.. mafiz,

ever heard of the saying that goes : a picture speaks a thousand words.

'Spot the words or phrases from Fig. 1 as shown below. Use your own words as far as possible.(7)

well,not a thousand, but i can see...

'ABSOLUT THOBURN' in green,
'fbt' in blue,
'ACJC' in yellow,
'acjc arts faculty 2006' in red,
'fila' in white,
the bible verse on the wall of the sports complex.

X. missed out on the words on the back of the boy squatting down. 6marks.

'Write a critical commentary on the actions of the student.Use your own words as far as possible. (12)

(right to left)
"opps i slipped off my skateboard which went out of the picture."
"i'm going to slide through the side of the back gate!"

"watch me as i hold up the sky with my left arm and push off the ground with me right!"

"it's been some time since i've done some bunny hopping!but where's the sack?"

"gravity's pulling me down...."

"i think im flying!"

-------

"reach out for the stars..."

"the boy on my right kicked my ass!"

"i'm going to hop over the girl in front of me!can you survive my wrath!"

"i'm trying to jump but this boy is going to jump on me!"

"i dont care!i', absolutely daphanitely happy!"

....all these while the boy in the middle says through the words on his back, "Is that all you've got? Give us your best shot!"

bang bang, i shot you down.bang bang,you hit the ground.bang bang,that awful sound.bang bang i used to shoot you down.

huh?i actually dont see any sense in this sentence whatsoever. i shot you down? then i used to shoot you down? nevermind that's not the point.

Baccalaurette 2006.

as emos relives the days of Fun-o-Rama, he salutes the regimented days of sixteen-thirty hours goodbye.

HOWEVER,j1s, please note that now your promos is over, the j2s need to study.

hence,
SILENCE PLEASE! :D

The Art of Cheating

Letter of the Month goes to Mr Kenneth Koh!: If you can't do it, then don't. Don't actuff coz if u get caught, we(kokyichee) will make u write an apology letter and post it here like the guy there. Dear Mr Koh, we congratulate you on your job well done. Keep up the good work! We love your letter! So folks, keep sending in your letters.. who knows, you might be the next winner.

Lessons from a Chicken Rice Man

On saturday, Yangy's b'day, we went to dover mkt to have chicken rice, which was extremely satisfying by the way. There, the man who served us gave us a dose of advice, quite unlike the usual which we are used to. The convo went something like this...

Chicken Rice Man: Eh you all finish exams already not?

Jw: Nope still got 'A's.

CRM: Wa you all JC2 already ar. Better study hard. Next year army. I was in the army 26 years leh. Like shit like that.

Jw: Wow thats great!

CRM: Great your head la! 26 years k no joke ar. Budden i go out play stocks lose 200k. Now what? Drive taxi help sell chicken rice. Kanina. You all better don't follow in my footsteps.

This surprisingly eloquent chicken rice man/taxi driver/army officer/businessman really got me thinking. Do I want to be like him when i grow up, having to learn things the hard way? I think not. Thus friends, study hard. This coming exam will really determine our futures. I for one vow to stop wasting time in school and heed the advice of Grace and Maeyan. Thank you two for nagging at me incessantly to study. You'll see. I shall retire to my private corner and mug like you've never seen me mug before. Yup, that's all i have to say. Study hard folks.

Oh yeah, announcement to all hubbers: STAY OUT OF MY CORNER! CAN'T YOU READ THE SIGNS? Trespassers will be PROSECUTED! HAHA!

only the fastest will survive

friends,

'tis the season of hari raya puasa
a time where all our mat and minah friends wake up at unearthly hours to feast, starve themselves for more than 12 hours, and later collectively gorge themselves at a holy time of 7pm (thereabouts) all in the name of the holy islam god! ommm.

so on the 4th of october 2006
as a show of support for our brother fiz,the three of us have decided to fast along with him.
rules of engagement: normal fasting rules apply.
7:50am (after assembly) to 7:oopm (when hafiz starts eating)
first one to start eating loses. earliest time allowed is 2pm.
to keep track of our progress each of us kept a journal or fasting log


jw's fasting log


7:50 - we start our fast,at the sound of the school bell. pram has no faith whatsoever in me. he says i won't last till 11:10. i'm so gonna prove him wrong.

7:59 - i just had a thought. i'll definitely be able to last longer than the others cuz i've got more stored resources. haha.

8:30 - the bell has rung! i've survived one period! however suraj and vik still insist that i won't last another hour. sigh. why do my classmates have so little faith in me? it's not as if i normally eat alot. right?

11:45 - surprisingly, i'm not hungry. i never cease to amaze myself. my throat feels a little dry and parched though. but i've outlasted my classmate's expectations. IN YOUR FACE PUNKS! pram - "damn!" haha.

13:00 - starting to think about food and looking forward to breaking fast. it's not so much the hunger but the thirst that gets to me. considering stopping at 2 instead of 7.

13:10 - I WANT WATER!!!! my throat is as dry as a history lecture.

13:30 - thoughts of food and ice cold drinks fill my head, making it difficult to concentrate on my econs.

14:05 - YES! i've made it! i've now gone 6 hours without food. i'm proud of you jian wei! however, i'm really hungry and thirsty now and am seriously considering whether to break fast now or the initial stipulated time of 7pm.

14:07 - luckily amos is the weakest link. he calls to say that he is starving to death and that he's going to break fast now. i happily comply.

14:11 - i sit down to eat my first real meal of the day. muslim food of course. the iced lemon tea really hits the spot! i like.

amos' fasting log


9:10 - recess time.
which stupid ass thought of fasting.
better not be the soon to be 18 birthday boy
better not be the already fasting malay boy
better not be the step-on-me fat GIANT

11:10 - bloody hell this is harder than usual although i can usually survive one whole day without eating.
by deliberately fasting it keeps my mind on food.
maybe..maybe: eating is a chore yes?
think about this, in the process of eating, you need to use energy to chew your food and raise your spoon/chopsticks.
maybe..maybe that this energy needed is greater than the input of energy from the food!
thus,isn't it better to fast? you'd have an energy surplus!

11:11 - i think i will eat lunch.

11:15 - the hunger made me UNhungry.
maybe i shall start a strike in hungary!

13:30 - the yong tau foo is calling out to me
but yangy and the fat boy are showing no signs of giving up

14:10 - thats it. mission failed
the sight of all my friends eating is too much to bear.
the one who usually doesnt eat is the one who breaks it all!
the irony...
well,i'll need some energy to study
yes. i shall call jw to tempt him to break fast with me

yangy's fasting log


7:15 - bought lime juice and egg mayo sandwich. gosh, its gonna be my last meal till 7 if all goes well.

7:50 - jw is in the void deck with me now. quote: "i'm hungry" - jw

9:30 - my class is down for recess. sitting next to cheryl and her mat food is pure torture.

10:45 - econs tut. had to present some market structure essay shit. thanks!

11:30 - suddenly i find candice's water bottle quite fascinating. been staring at it for the past 10 mins...

11:40 - candice offered me some mentos! she must be the devil in disguise

12:00 - chem tutorial. i don't care i'm not gg down to the void deck with the other chem droppers.

13:50 - i'm so thirsty!! i say, water is the source of life

14:00 - hashim says they're allowed to rinse their mouth. i gladly do so, taking care not to swallow any of the water of course.

14:05 - jw and amos have given up! victory! .. who's the champion?!?!

14:15 - my hunger pangs have worn off,and i am sure i can last till this evening. but i see no point in continuing this solitary march when i have proven to be the fastest and most resilient chinese boy. i'm a man now! off to the western stall..egg omelette beckons meanwhile...in the hub





THE MAT SPEAKS:
cackle cackle!! deluded chinese fools!! who do they think they are?
the real champion is ME!
MHAFIZBINHANAFIA! MAT POWER!
bwahahahaha

crescent moon?

Dearest Yangy,

even when the crescent moon isin't around
even when the paramedics aren't around,
even when greis isin't around,
man-lee, mafiz and emos will be.

broken arm,
stolen ipod,
broken heart,
stolen milo packets,
now u're 18, say hi to NS!

freaking funny pics!!

at huiying's house for amos and jillyan's birthday party.
what can i say?
glamness to the MAX!

from left to right: fatty "emo act tough face" lee; emos "i love to hump the pole" fong; freshly barbered yangy; muhammad "i wanna do some pullups" hafiz

Be Cool, Stay in School

Every day at 9 o'clock,
To the hub the security guard will come to lock.
He wants us all to go on home,
So that he can peacefully jom.

Unfazed, we gather up our bags,
Our books, our pens, our body-building mags.
We all troop out to the void-deck,
Some to study; others to slack.

A few make their way to the bleachers,
Home to many night-time creatures.
In the dark of the night they bravely flip each page,
My, don't they all deserve a Red Badge of Courage.

Time flies by, and soon its ten,
All who's left are a few brave men.
Yangy, Amos, Hafiz and Jian Wei,
They're trying to wait til night turns to day.

Close to eleven, their books they keep,
Because its time to go to sleep.
Slumped on the tables they start to drool,
We should all follow suit- Be cool, stayover in school.

Emo boys

Time-2:00pm, Place-Somewhere in Sydney



Jw: BURP! That was a great lunch! Australian pork is the best!

Fiz: Abang, stop talking about food la you know i'm fasting. I so hungry that that rock is beginning to look like Nasi Lemak.

Jw: Now that you mention it, it does look kinda like Nasi Lemak. But sorry not Halal got no sign.

Fiz: Shut up your mouth la. Anyway, i just wanted to apologise for my last post. It was actually me who took the post about the fight off. My bola cikik la. Sorry.

Jw: It's ok. I forgive you. And I promise to stop being racially insensitive and asking you to eat pork. Here, have a beer. It's on me.

Fiz: Thanks man. You're a real pal. Glug glug glug...

Oh no! What will happen to Hafiz? To be continued…

What happened to the Club?

Jian Wei
I feel so bloody emo today.

Fiz
Huh? Why?

Jian Wei
I dunno!!

Fiz
Anyway, what happened to the previous entry bout the CLUB??

Jian Wei
Oh, balls. I read the newpaper and quickly took it off.

Fiz
Is it??

Jian Wei
Yeah.. dammit, i feel like a wuss now.

Fiz
Now? You always do.

Jian Wei
Watch what you're saying mat or i will stuff you with pork.

Fiz
okokok.. sorry sorry.. Eating pork makes you fat. I dun wanna be fat.

Jian Wei
Man... Life sucks... *stares into the sky*...

When suddenly....................................... To be continued